The Letter I Wish I Could Send To A Certain Member Of A Radio Station
Dear Member of a Radio Station (who shall remain nameless),
I'm constantly amazed that the world is filled with assholes like you.
Who misconstrue the tiny slice of power they have as absolute.
Who feel the supreme need to protect the public at large from nudity and sexual innuendo.
Who, even as adults, don't understand that humor is subjective.
Who believe that the fabric of society is being torn apart not by people that cheat on their wives and beat their kids but instead by those who push the boundaries of free speech to get a laugh or two.
Who think they're morally superior because they laugh at Marmaduke and Jeff Foxworthy instead of something with a little edge.
Who claim to be for the 'rebel cause' and free speech but flinch at the sight of possible retaliation from those in power.
Who act passive-aggressively instead of logically.
Who are not interested in hearing both sides of a story but rather in only their views and beliefs of a given situation through their fish-eyed lens view of the world.
Who can only see the worst that could happen and not the best.
Who create fables and conspiracy theories to justify positions rather than use fact.
Who find every reason to say 'no' when there are just as many reasons to say 'yes.'
Your hypocrisy is pervasive and your lack of common sense is astounding. It is amazing to me how far people such as yourself can get with such a pessimistic and paranoid outlook on life. The foolhardy notion that you are somehow a cog in the machine by censoring even the most obviously sarcastic and basically harmless forms of media is preposterous.
I'm constantly amazed that the world is filled with assholes like you. Yet somehow I get through the day. Do you know why?
Because I know that I'm never going to be as ignorant you.
I'm constantly amazed that the world is filled with assholes like you.
Who misconstrue the tiny slice of power they have as absolute.
Who feel the supreme need to protect the public at large from nudity and sexual innuendo.
Who, even as adults, don't understand that humor is subjective.
Who believe that the fabric of society is being torn apart not by people that cheat on their wives and beat their kids but instead by those who push the boundaries of free speech to get a laugh or two.
Who think they're morally superior because they laugh at Marmaduke and Jeff Foxworthy instead of something with a little edge.
Who claim to be for the 'rebel cause' and free speech but flinch at the sight of possible retaliation from those in power.
Who act passive-aggressively instead of logically.
Who are not interested in hearing both sides of a story but rather in only their views and beliefs of a given situation through their fish-eyed lens view of the world.
Who can only see the worst that could happen and not the best.
Who create fables and conspiracy theories to justify positions rather than use fact.
Who find every reason to say 'no' when there are just as many reasons to say 'yes.'
Your hypocrisy is pervasive and your lack of common sense is astounding. It is amazing to me how far people such as yourself can get with such a pessimistic and paranoid outlook on life. The foolhardy notion that you are somehow a cog in the machine by censoring even the most obviously sarcastic and basically harmless forms of media is preposterous.
I'm constantly amazed that the world is filled with assholes like you. Yet somehow I get through the day. Do you know why?
Because I know that I'm never going to be as ignorant you.
reubs wrote this piece of shit at 10:27 AM
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