One Does Not Simply Blog Into Mordor
They come with fire.
They come with angst.
They come with... drop C tuning.
What chance does man have against such reckless hate?
We must resist them. If we work together we can defeat the armies of Death Metal. We can defeat them. They are no match for our guitars that are correctly amplified, or our guitar strings that don’t slap incessantly against the pickups. The scream of the pterodactyl-like lead singer will no longer be heard in our midst. We must journey to the beginning, to the center of this evil. The Live Journal blogs.
We, the Horrible, will carry this burden. We ask that you join us on our quest, for when Gangstas and Hugs and Touch Pants can finally come together we will prevail against the forces of double bass drum and black face paint.
The blood-red colored contact lens Eye is upon us. We must move quickly. There are more evil things than Death Metal in the deep places of the world...
They come with angst.
They come with... drop C tuning.
What chance does man have against such reckless hate?
We must resist them. If we work together we can defeat the armies of Death Metal. We can defeat them. They are no match for our guitars that are correctly amplified, or our guitar strings that don’t slap incessantly against the pickups. The scream of the pterodactyl-like lead singer will no longer be heard in our midst. We must journey to the beginning, to the center of this evil. The Live Journal blogs.
We, the Horrible, will carry this burden. We ask that you join us on our quest, for when Gangstas and Hugs and Touch Pants can finally come together we will prevail against the forces of double bass drum and black face paint.
The blood-red colored contact lens Eye is upon us. We must move quickly. There are more evil things than Death Metal in the deep places of the world...
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