The Greatest Dog Ever
Miller was going to write a post on Rufus the dog, but then again, he was going to write a post on how we got kicked off the radio, and a post about an underwear party we went to, and another one about his hatred for organized religion, and another one about...
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Oh, right.
Rufus, a Bull Terrier, recently won best in show at the Westminister Dog Show. But a dog wins every year, right? What makes this Rufus character so special? It's easy to see. Just look at this freaking dog:
Try looking at that dog and not laugh. You can't! I mean, all of the dogs in the dog shows look funny. He looks absolutely ridiculous. His head looks like a football. He looks like he got beaten with an ugly stick. He looks like someone stuck a bicycle pump in the chest of a Jack Russell and pumped him up like a pair of sneakers. He's a cinder block with legs. He looks like he could beat you up with those biceps. Dogs don't even have biceps. They don't have shoulders. What an absurd animal. Yet he's best in show.
Congrats Rufus. You fugly summamabitch.
Where was I?
Oh, right.
Rufus, a Bull Terrier, recently won best in show at the Westminister Dog Show. But a dog wins every year, right? What makes this Rufus character so special? It's easy to see. Just look at this freaking dog:
Try looking at that dog and not laugh. You can't! I mean, all of the dogs in the dog shows look funny. He looks absolutely ridiculous. His head looks like a football. He looks like he got beaten with an ugly stick. He looks like someone stuck a bicycle pump in the chest of a Jack Russell and pumped him up like a pair of sneakers. He's a cinder block with legs. He looks like he could beat you up with those biceps. Dogs don't even have biceps. They don't have shoulders. What an absurd animal. Yet he's best in show.
Congrats Rufus. You fugly summamabitch.
reubs wrote this piece of shit at 1:36 AM
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