The Future ISNOWHERE

The title of this post is a part of a psychological test I took in high school. The readings were supposed to go like this:

If you first saw 'Is Now Here' then you are an optimist.
If you first saw 'Is No Where' then you are a pessimist.

That was supposed to be it for the study. But I saw a few more options...

If you first saw 'Isnow Here' then you are in Isnow, Romania.
If you saw 'Isn Owh Ere' then you are an Islamic Extremist.
If you first saw 'I Snow Here' then you are a snowboarder. Or a penguin.

Just thought you'd like to know.