The Unpleasant Blues

There's no bologna for my sammich,
mayonnaise gone bad.
Someone drank my sod-ee pop
and I’m feeling a little sad.
My CD player's skippin’.
I got bubble gum on my shoes, yeah.
Ain't nothing going right today.
I got the unpleasant blues.

I'm tellin' ya, baby.

Boxer shorts all fulla holes,
sock drawer's a mess.
Someone stole the dry-erase marker;
I’m so depressed!
The radio plays a happy song;
I guess they ain't heard the news.
This Anglo-Saxon’s not so white today, ‘cuz
I got the unpleasant blues.