Don't be Hatin'

I've had three people tell me already that there are jokes in my previous post that they know for a fact that I didn't make up. To them I say the following: one, I never claimed that I made all of them up I just said that I liked them, and two, leave comments in the fucking comments box at the bottom of the post. Jesus Christ get off my case. If your really want a step by step list of the origin of each joke then feel free to get in touch with me. That is all. Assholes.